I guess I should be as .. kind.. as possible here. Buttering me up won't really get me to review you- or anyone else really. And requesting a review from me isn't how you get one from, well me. I don't take requests. I either read something, or I don't, for my own reasons. If I was willing to take requests, I'd have posted in the reviewer request thread.
And if you want the reason why I'm not interested, nor have reviewed or read before you requested; it's just flat out not my kind of story.