Hey, don't blame me, Uza; that's just the way it is and you know it. If you had only been more like May, then perhaps this wouldn't have happened. Perhaps if only you had found your Ash he would have been more receptive to your posts. But no. No - it had to be this way, didn't it? This was always your plan...
I don't think so. If you really knew who Buster was, then you'd also realise that my posts would be his favourites, because I always know what Buster likes best. Like how I know he prefers May to Uza, for example, because May wears swimsuits more often.
No, I'm not Californian V__V I'm like... a wannabe lol
Yes, Lakers Rule (even though I should be for Celtics on account of KG being our first good player in a long time being traded over to Boston, but what the hey)