If you had, I would have reprimanded me properly, no worries.
My wishlist is just short and specific, that's all. A new wallet? What's wrong with your old wallet? I've had the same wallet all my life, a black velcro one with Blastoise and Charmeleon on it. ^_^
I knew that you could, and figured you'd try, but I also recognized that, as amusing a tangent as it is, it doesn't change the simplistic veracity of my previous statement. So ha.
By having a house and baby? I'm curious now, what were you imagining? (And I think I'm a perfect person as is, so if I changed, it would have to be worse.)
I wonder if farmers collate their potatoes before harvesting them... Maybe I'll just call my problems potatoes, then. They're knobbly and dirty and appear everywhere in every form - boiled, mashed, fried, baked - and if you don't watch out, they'll start growing a bunch of ugly little new potatoes all over them.