Because. The forums hate you. Like they hate everyone. XD
Actually, I'm close now. And please. I don't review every fic I come across. People just started asking me to review their fics, I came across some good ones, and I started reviewing the people who review me (for the most part). Which quickly equaled...almost every fic on the forum. =P
And metal bars on your arms, huh? I've got so many comebacks to that...XD. I'll just ask, though. Metal bars?