Hi! I just wanted to let you know about a Pokemon Value System tournament. It's past the "last" day for signing up, but since we don't have enough battlers, I doubt that matters. Anyway, if you'd like to, we'd love to have you participate!
That comment was mostly directed at the Greek and Egyptian myths, not any modern religions
As for your decision, weither the Bible is fiction or not, that shouldn't be important. Religion is about morals and values, not about some guy that split the ocean several thousand years ago. Even if you don't believe Adam and Eve were the first humans, that doesn't mean you can't believe there is an omnipotent and omniscient deity. As much as I hate saying stuff like this, follow your heart. Forget everything everyone has said to you before about religion and decide from there if you believe a god exists, and if he would agree with the Church's ways.
Before battle: "Oh, you're finally here. Between the time it took you to get from Pallet Town to this route here west of Viridian City, I have cleared all Gyms, caught all 493 Pokémon, released them again, cleared the Battle Frontier, saved the planet from a meteor, beat Battle Toads, engineered a nuclear fusion reactor, found the cure for cancer and banged your mother. Twice. But cool of you for making it here."
After battle: "/care. Smell ya later!"