Laser Shuckle

The Chuck Norris Fact database here has been shutdown until further notice.

Thanks to everyone who contributed to the 25+ pages of facts. the legend will live on.

-Laser Shuckle

Chuck Norris' tears are the cure to cancer... to bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris runs Windows 7 on his etch-a-sketch.

keep the facts coming!

Chuck Norris made a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter

Chuck Norris completed his pokedex before the games were released

chuck norris built the log cabin he was born in

Q. How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, Chuck prefers to kill in the dark.

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i love the facts on page 3 XD

lol XD
10 char.

chuck norris went to the virgin and islands and took their virginity tbh, lol good idea about vming facts, i could b here all day reading them lol
there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq, chuck norris lives in kentucky.

chuck norris has never had a heart attack. His heart isnt foolish enough to attack him

When chuck norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

a can of chuck norris its in the shuckle

Avy is done.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

You need 12 pupetters to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage

chuck norris has hair, a mouth, eyes, and feet!
oh he is also a guy!

Chuck Norris doesn't just get the girls; his almighty power compels them to come towards him and embrace his sacredness.

Chuck Norris actually died about a decade ago, but the Grim Reaper is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. This is improbbable as Chuck Norris does not walk to bars, bars walk to Chuck Norris.

Hi, I just saw that you had a question in the SPPF Christian Alliance thread and thought that I might try to help you out with it.
Anyways, I think the verse you're looking for might be either of these three-

Mathew 5:22
"But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother shall be guilty before the court; and whoever says to his brother, 'You good-for-nothing,' shall be guilty before the supreme court; and whoever says, 'You fool,' shall be guilty enough to go into the fiery hell.

Matthew 18:8
"If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; it is better for you to enter life crippled or lame, than to have two hands or two feet and be cast into the eternal fire.

Mark 9:43
"If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off; it is better for you to enter life crippled, than, having your two hands, to go into hell, into the unquenchable fire.

Hope I helped, my friend! :) God bless!