So I was talking to a friend about the Team Rocket thread back in the Pkmn TCG forum when you, I and the others used to rp there. I mentioned a time you mentioned lemons and how one scarred you, I think?, and here's what he posted:
<Friend>: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,
<Friend>: DON'T MAKE SMUTFICS
CuriosityDragon: DON'T MAKE LEMON- THAT TOO
<Friend>: GET MAD
<Friend>: I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, GET THAT GROSS STUFF OUT OF HERE!
<Friend>: DEMANDS TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER
<Friend>: MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE SAL JOHNSON LEMONS
<Friend>: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
<Friend>: I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR LIFE DOWN!
<Friend>: I'LL HAVE MY ENGINEERS WRITE A COMBUSTIBLE SMUTFIC TO EMBARESS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY AND BURN EVERYONE ALIVE!!
CuriosityDragon: ...with the lemons- OH GOD
CuriosityDragon: plz nu
<Friend>: Just imagine the entire M-rated part of http://fanfiction.net exploding in a fiery ball of death.
Also, I have a Steam account now. Well, I've had it since summer. My name's CuriosityDragon.