Dear sir, I have noticed a pattern in your posting over the past few months. This pattern, per se, is that your posts consistently seem to be witty. In fact, I have noticed that I have chuckled at several of your recent posts, and I do not chuckle easily. Judging by your sense of humor, I consider you to be a fairly intelligent human being, and it is with that thought in mind that I respectfully ask you to accept this friend request.