Wow, I couldn't imagine that... I get up after midday on most weekend days

It's the only day when the cleaner doesn't bustle into the room in the morning to empty our bins... we're very fortunate, we have daily cleaners who looks after our kitchen, corridors and such.
...I couldn't imagine that either xD I love food, especially sugar! But the slightest lapse in caution over what I eat and it shows :< This term I switched all my favourite foods (chocolate/biscuits/candy/cake) for fruit to stay healthy. I've actually found that it *is* possible to eat too much fruit, because I definitely haven't lost weight.
Haha, glad my vocabulary is amusing

I do use a few British-isms, such as using the word 'rather' a lot. But otherwise I'm not too bad xD