Seeing as I'm an official Serebii Gym leader and have done nothing to you, and your a random person, your threats seem pretty harmless to me. I wanna battle you myself to see if your really undefeated.
I can get you lucky eggs, as well as the following events:
10 Aniv id no. 00010 (Pokémon Journey Across America Tour)
10 aniv id. No. 06808 (Pokémon Journey Across America - Bryant Park)
Need some time, but don't hold your breath.
I'm not good at getting the right pokemon with the right Natures.
But if you don't care about Natures that much.
I can load you up on master balls with Rotom, a baby Riolu & Duskull at lvl.5 holding a
Reaper Cloth to evolve Dusclops lvl.37 to Dusknoir.