I believe this is what the snowmen said.
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Foooooooore!
Say hey! Nice work putting
me together like that.
It seems like I've been
waiting in this brutal
winter cold forever!
Just waiting and waiting for
a nice kid like you to come
along and finish me.
I didn't know what was
gonna come first...
You or spring!
I felt like one of them
hamsters in a wheel! Just
rolling in place...
Aw, but seriously! I'm real
happy you came along
I'm... I'm... I'm...
I'M ALIVE!! ALIIIIIIIVE!!
Oh, rhapsodic, glorious day!
This color!
This shine!
This shape!
All flawlessly executed!
And my face... Perfection!
You have molded me a body
of the gods! I thank you!
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Could it be that I have too much mail (or mail containing gifts)? I mean, my mailbox isn't full, but could that be a culprit?
I guess what I'm asking, is it possible that it could be something else besides making a perfect snowman that is preventing me from getting the snowman presents in the mail?