Remember I said advertise on Gamefaqs? Well I don't think that would work. You're allowed to advertise clans, but I doubt it's okay to advertise websites.
No, I just mean I work at a store IRL. To make it more interwebs-safe, I just say stuff like that. Or, as my current occupation says, a Nomadic Khajiit Merchant.
Oh, and to answer your question, let's just say he has some weird ideas on what one might consider "attractive in a mature way". It was... Different, to say the least. He has some... unique shipping ideas.