Profesco

Hold up, Proffy, I don't think you're in any position to be accusing me of not existing. I am a god p/m though, thanks for noticing!

I am doing... things. Still. Pretty much the same, which isn't necessarily, how shall I say, a great thing. How about you? It's been years; last I remember you were finishing a degree in psychology...? What brings you by? Are you staying? Will GrizzlyB get a response to this message? Find out next time, on SPPf!

As well as any of us can be in current times. How about yourself?

What about raccoons?

L.F.D.

Do you think Chipmunks recall stuff from when they were little?

L.F.D.

Profesco, I also had a dream about you one time, and I guarantee that it was way sexier than Molly's dream.

I had a dream about you last night, and logged in here for the explicit purpose of telling you so. I miss you! <3

where you at, b

<3 u baby <3

You still alive old man?

L.F.D.

I thought of you. Best part: "You frequently make puns, but they are never funny. They are multilingual, serious, and full of multiple levels of meaning, and include at least two pieces of poignant social commentary."

Heyyyy. ^^ Remember me?

Heyyyy. ^^

Hi Profesco, it's been a while. How are you doing?

I need to get through Alpha Sapphire while I'm on this short break.

Since I'm pretty sure you're the only person I talk to who actually posts here anymore, I will send only you this video in honor of Christmas.

We may or may not do the Christmas Arms frequently in my apartment. We have listened to this song approximately 028310283029 times since we discovered the video and still find it hilarious.

I just came here to check the contest thread to see if there's anything new about ORAS contests (I guess they got rid of most combos, so boo, but you can feed your Pokemon unlimited pokeblocks, so yay) but I had to respond to such fabulous prose.

I love both the VMs you left me. You have the best vocabulary.

Were you ever a moderator?

All is well, mon ami.