Hold up, Proffy, I don't think you're in any position to be accusing me of not existing. I am a god p/m though, thanks for noticing!
I am doing... things. Still. Pretty much the same, which isn't necessarily, how shall I say, a great thing. How about you? It's been years; last I remember you were finishing a degree in psychology...? What brings you by? Are you staying? Will GrizzlyB get a response to this message? Find out next time, on SPPf!
I thought of you. Best part: "You frequently make puns, but they are never funny. They are multilingual, serious, and full of multiple levels of meaning, and include at least two pieces of poignant social commentary."
I just came here to check the contest thread to see if there's anything new about ORAS contests (I guess they got rid of most combos, so boo, but you can feed your Pokemon unlimited pokeblocks, so yay) but I had to respond to such fabulous prose.