Good for you! Alas, I had to walk in the rain today and sit next to a hobo on the bus who touched me and said, and I quote, 'hi'. IS THAT NOT UNACCEPTABLE?? I MEAN HOW DARE A HOBO SAY 'HI' TO ME, LIKE I HAVEN'T GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SAY THINGS TO (*shudders*) HOBI??? (would that be the plural?) THE ANSWER IS YES, YES I DO!! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE RAIN!!! I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN RAINING JUST TO SPITE ME!! LIKE THE SKY OPENED UP, SAID 'TAKE THAT *******!' AND STARTED REPEATEDLY SPITTING AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!! NOW THAT IS DEFINATELY UNACCEPTABLE, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR STANCE ON BODILY FLUIDS IS!.....
Oh, look at that, I think I may have just had an episode...
Oh-well, I'm glad you're 'fine....'
I think I'll go have a brownie.
