I used to, but when I found out she was afraid of emus, I realized it wouldn't work out. And I'm too cheap to spend that much money on a girl without a promise of after-dinner action. No hand-holding, no deal. Yes, I am a hardcore lech.
Oh, I can read and pronounce complex chemical nomenclature with the best of them, but there's no in-depth knowledge of industrial chemical applications underneath that situationally useful talent. Frankly, I'm astounded you know so much about diazonaphthoquinone. o_o
Hey, as long as it makes sense, it isn't a problem! =3