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'Oh really. My legendary beast Entei yawned earlier. I hope you don't have any relatives on Cinnabar 'cause that volcano is goin' BOOM, mother f***er!'
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EDIT: In a similar fashion, I hate how nobody recognises the fact that I'm the freakin' Pokemon Champion yo, bane of Team Rocket, where are the legion of screaming girls?
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Win post, sir =D