Travis*hiding behind Glacia*:"Well, for starters, they were doing this probing experiment thing on me! I can't explain it, but that's why I'm able to speak english, read minds, and juggle."
Sable:"Well, okay. and speak of the devil..."
Team Flare grunt:"Well, this is a nice surprise! I go looking for a pathetic Bidoof, and I come up with these two things! They'll make much better test subjects for the boss! Houndoom! Burn them to the ground!"