Me: *just laughs. I'll be right... Actually... *I take off my special satchel, dumping out what seems like a never ending pile of gold bars* that kind of price tag is barely a dent! I just bought THE best luxury collar with money to spare after all.
Me: Me? No. I'm no celebrity. I just happen to meet lots of pokemon and make friends. *presses the "Ok" button* but yes, I do know lots of Pokemon, including a young Poochyena who is more responsible than Shade the Umbreon...then again...Shade is the best babysitter.