How can this be? What could possibly be more important than maintaining your repartee here at SPPf? There was a guy who made a really angry thread about My Little Pony, and you missed it.
Yes, you seem like a very forgivable person. I bet no one has stayed mad at you ever. How serious is serious? I ask because the only wedding I've been invited to in my adult life ended with a bonfire in the woods where the bride's dress caught fire and she later tore it jumping off a tree swing, and I think that was probably my social peak. So I figure get in with one of these cultural groups at weddings/bar mitzvahs, work my way up to black tie titans-of-industry soirees, and then I'll finally be allowed into some pigeon-fighting rings.
Not great. Seems like the line, "used to know how SPPf's smileys worked" is underwhelming on a resume? But it's okay, I needed to find some time to work on my screenplay anyway.
I understand that you're having some difficulties understanding this usually understandable concept, which is an understatement, albeit an understandable one, but I'm attempting to elucidate to you my understanding that your understanding is underwhelmingly inadequate, but said understanding is undermined by the unfortunate impediment underwritten by the fact that your understanding is utterly inadequate, so I hope you understand. Because you're just not getting this.
Well, sorry we can't all be fancypants like you who wake up and start drinking. Some of us have to loiter around liquor stores for a few hours, until we find someone we can rob by dry gulching them with a Louisville slugger.
I know I understand it, and as I understand it you only believe that you understand it which I understand to be grounds to question said claim of understanding it; understandably, I question whether you understand that your lack of confidence in your claim of understanding this, in fact, belies a lack of understanding the matter at hand, which is probably an understatement given all your fancy backtalk. I hope you understand.
Why would you need to do an intervention for someone who's been sober for almost most of the day? I'm calling an intervention to put a stop to your outlandish behavior.