How can this be? What could possibly be more important than maintaining your repartee here at SPPf? There was a guy who made a really angry thread about My Little Pony, and you missed it.
Yes, you seem like a very forgivable person. I bet no one has stayed mad at you ever. How serious is serious? I ask because the only wedding I've been invited to in my adult life ended with a bonfire in the woods where the bride's dress caught fire and she later tore it jumping off a tree swing, and I think that was probably my social peak. So I figure get in with one of these cultural groups at weddings/bar mitzvahs, work my way up to black tie titans-of-industry soirees, and then I'll finally be allowed into some pigeon-fighting rings.
Not great. Seems like the line, "used to know how SPPf's smileys worked" is underwhelming on a resume? But it's okay, I needed to find some time to work on my screenplay anyway.