(continued)
(Larris meanwhile has her opponent on the ropes)
Larris: *clang of swords* I'm kicking your ***. *clang*
Minion #4: *clang* This is so not super special awesome. *clang*
(back to me, I am starting to overwhelm the Cookie Master, but he picks up some dirt off of the ground and throws it in my eyes, blinding me)
Me: *tries to wipe dirt out of my eyes* Hey! No fair!
Cookie Master: Life's not fair.
(He swings his sword, cutting into my left arm)
Me: AHHHH!!!
(He then punches me in the stomach, knocking me down, and kicks me in the face)
Me: OWWW!!! *I grab my wound in pain with my right hand while the Cookie Master lifts his katana above me to deliver the final blow*
Larris: BLAZE!!!! *Larris tries to help me but all three remaining minions stop her*
Cookie Master: Now...you die. *right before he swings his sword, an object hits him right in the face thrown by Jester*
Cookie Master: AHHH!!! *staggers backward* WAFFLE ON MY FACE! WAFFLE ON MY FACE! WAFFLE ON MY FACCCEEEEE!
Jester: Don't you dare kill Blaze!
(I take this oppertunity to get back up, grab my katana, and kick the Cookie Master in the back as he is wiping the last bits of waffle out of his face)
Me: *raises katana over my head, wincing in pain* Guess what Cookie Master.
Cookie Master: *glares* What?
Me: Your birth certificate just expired.
(I swing the katana and cut off his head, but then notices that there is no blood. I then notice it is just a cardboard cutout of him with "THIS IS A DECOY" written across it. The Minions quickly vanish when they see this along with the one that was knocked unconcious)
Me: Damn, He teleported and replaced himself with this ugly decoy. *I then grab my wound again to keep it from bleeding to much while everyone else rushes to me*
(Larris meanwhile has her opponent on the ropes)
Larris: *clang of swords* I'm kicking your ***. *clang*
Minion #4: *clang* This is so not super special awesome. *clang*
(back to me, I am starting to overwhelm the Cookie Master, but he picks up some dirt off of the ground and throws it in my eyes, blinding me)
Me: *tries to wipe dirt out of my eyes* Hey! No fair!
Cookie Master: Life's not fair.
(He swings his sword, cutting into my left arm)
Me: AHHHH!!!
(He then punches me in the stomach, knocking me down, and kicks me in the face)
Me: OWWW!!! *I grab my wound in pain with my right hand while the Cookie Master lifts his katana above me to deliver the final blow*
Larris: BLAZE!!!! *Larris tries to help me but all three remaining minions stop her*
Cookie Master: Now...you die. *right before he swings his sword, an object hits him right in the face thrown by Jester*
Cookie Master: AHHH!!! *staggers backward* WAFFLE ON MY FACE! WAFFLE ON MY FACE! WAFFLE ON MY FACCCEEEEE!
Jester: Don't you dare kill Blaze!
(I take this oppertunity to get back up, grab my katana, and kick the Cookie Master in the back as he is wiping the last bits of waffle out of his face)
Me: *raises katana over my head, wincing in pain* Guess what Cookie Master.
Cookie Master: *glares* What?
Me: Your birth certificate just expired.
(I swing the katana and cut off his head, but then notices that there is no blood. I then notice it is just a cardboard cutout of him with "THIS IS A DECOY" written across it. The Minions quickly vanish when they see this along with the one that was knocked unconcious)
Me: Damn, He teleported and replaced himself with this ugly decoy. *I then grab my wound again to keep it from bleeding to much while everyone else rushes to me*