You don't like kids as well?
I friggin' despise children, as I've heard from my mom that the children over at the school that she's working in are a bunch of snotty $&^%$es, not to mention that they're the main source of chaos in your average family. Oh, I also forgot to mention that my half-sister's baby daughter, who just turned 1 not too long ago, & now she's going every-damn-where, & she's wanting to grab ahold onto every-damn-thing.
Because of that, the only way that I'm getting married is if I think really highly of them, & even so, I'm not the one that's going to be popping the question. & if I do get married, if my wife wants to have children with me, guess what? I'll do whatever it takes to resist, & if all my efforts fail & she winds up being pregnant, she's becoming a widow, because as soon as I find out that I've impregnated her, I'm sticking a blade inside my throat right in front of her!
Yes, I hate children that much!