Ooooooh, so that's why the region is so dull and simple. It also explains the electric cave... because New York has electric caves. And don't forget those guys on clouds causing storms all over. They must really hate New Yo- I mean Unova.
It should be based on England... because we haz hills and highlands and fields and snowy mountains and beaches and cliffs and towns and cities and forests and limestone and rivers and chips, or as you call them, french fries.
Mind you, if they decided to add the seasons to a game based on England, all hope is lost. In Summer, it'll be raining everyday, and in Winter, there will be traffic everywhere.(Because everyone seems to be pathetic during long periods of snow and scared of anything on the road... and would act the same way should the climate change in another way) You also have to account for how many people in this country like to moan. You'll be walking along, and when a trainer sees you, he won't come over to you; instead he'll yell at you and then instead of a pokemon battle you'll have a debate, where common sense is not very effective, and the popular types of moves are 'political' 'judgmental' 'hypocritical' and 'stupid'.
For crying out loud, a game based on England would be stupid... maybe if we had a volcano...
A Distracting Jam Volcano...
On another note, you have 25,836 visits.
I is jealous.
EDIT: WAAAAAAAAAAH?!
Check our conversation history, and look at how many pages we have had between us...
On page 56, we were shocked we had almost 7 pages... How do we have so many?!j>:J(D