Okay so the creators are running low on ideas... dude it's still a NEW POKEMON GAME!!
It SEEMS that i'm being stalked at college. Not by a person, but by a mushroom. Yes, you heard right. Seriously, someone at my college has made this big-arse mushroom, with a wooden base and a cardboard stalk and a head/top made of fabric and cushion. It's massive, like a bean bag chair, and yet whenever we go into one of our rehearsal rooms, it's ALWAYS THERE!! It's obvious either someone on my course or one of the A-Level Drama students made it, but WHY!? Seriously, we go just go on with college days and its always THERE. Nobody seems to know who made it, or for what reason. It FOLLOWS US AROUND. Wherever we go, it's just THERE. Plenty of people on my course just sit on it like a chair, but honestly - nobody seems to have a clue as to the purpose of its existence!! The mushroom stalks us (bad pun, i know) and we sit on it and roll it like a ball, and we leave it in one of the rooms, but it comes back!! It knows where we are!! IT KNOOOOOWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSS!!!! Someone call a f*cking gardner, it's a goddamn MUSHROOM following my course around!!!!