Damn, why didn't I ever think of calling Profesco "slugger"? This sucks.
There's no harm in partying it up in college, so long as you don't forget what colleges were made for, hundreds of years ago. Yes, there will definitely be an academic shift; even though I go to a pretty bad school, it still surprises me how smart many of my classmates are, so I'm sure OSU will be even better that way. Don't expect it from everyone you meet, though, or you'll probably be disappointed, hah.
Sheesh, I didn't even know how colleges worked until I was a year in, and you've already planned a double-major and minor. Are you sure about becoming more opinionated, though? I suppose it depends on what sort of writing you want to do, but it seems to me that objectivity key, at least as far as researching for your writing goes. I mean, if I had to do a report on something, I'd rather go in not knowing what I was going to write, as it were. I'll commend you on going outside of your comfort zone, since it's not something I've ever even considered doing. And "nah" is as good a response as any to those fields.
Hah, I've always wanted to pursue careers like those, but they didn't seem... I don't know, achievable? Probably because I couldn't plan crap out like you can. Are you planning on going into journalism first and trying to work your way into screenwriting from there, or something? Because that sounds like something that could work, unless you can go straight into screenwriting, somehow. And I've heard from people who've done it that stand-up is a great and fun experience. One that isn't really viable as a career unless you're lucky, but fun nevertheless. Which makes it even better that you can do it in college.
Being famous isn't too much to ask for. Well, not unless you want to write for TV. Whoops.
And no, I've had to split up messages many a time. The limit used to be 1000 characters, even, so it could have been much worse (I think I've had to go to eight or so messages before).