The soul sure has lived in many places throughout history: stomach, heart, lungs, head. I guess it keeps movin' on up, just not to the East Side.
Hah, a nice option. But where does the navel-gazing part factor in?
Well, that's alright. Philosophy can be learned from the comfort of your armchair, in between major animation projects for Pixar or their successor. And your kids had better come to my classroom with diapers on, then.
Quick, think of something philosophical! Solipsism, go! There is no sexual interaction because there is no real entity other than oneself! Phew, that was close. It was pretty touch-and-go for a moment there. Kinda like my sex life-
Aw crap!
Nihilism! I'm gonna die!