Paper PlatesBy Some-One-Lost
The paper plates are coming!Everybody hide and run for your lives!They will give you
paper cuts and stuff... What?Your not afraid of paper plates?What about paper cups or paper
towels?DUDE!They are scary!They can hurt you,cut you,make you EMO!Wait,your already emo?
When did that happen?Wait,i've been asleep?For how long?60,000 Years!It felt like 1 hour though...
You sure?Wait,who am i talking to?Oh,i'm in front of the mirror...But still,6K years i've been
sleeping!I cant seem to remember much though...I need to see what's happened over the
last 6K years.(So i went outside.When I went out there,it was cold out and I realized that I
was wearing a jacket,so i was ok,but hungry)
Wow,i'm really hungry ,I wonder if there's a food court or something that i could find.
(I walked around and realized that there was nobody with me,nobody i sight)Dude!where is
everybody?But,where am I?I need to get some info!(After eating,I left,looking for anybody
or info.)What day is it?I need to find a news paper or something!(I had started to realize that
there was paper every where!)One of these papers has to be a news paper!No.No.Nope.Uh-Uh.
This is going to take awhile......Yes,finaly found one!Ok,lets see now...Ok,i'm in Kolodong City
,funny,and the date...Wow,Year 200,000 A.D.!I was asleep that long?I'm confused now...(After
being suprised at the date,I walked around again,Trying to find help.I found a huge building,
the door's were open,so I walked in.)
Hello?Is anybody here?Anybody?Crap,nobody(I looked around and saw a desk.i went
over to it and found some drore's,I looked through them and found a Gun,some Ammo,a Key-Card,
A portable Tool Box,a Journal,A Digital Map,and a Nicely-Folded Back-Pack)Wow,found some use
ful stuff!(After i put the stuff in the Back-Pack,I began to search to building.I found an elevator,
but it was out of order,so I toke the stairs.)