Aw, little Sweetie Piefesco, it's okay. You just haven't been trying hard enough, is all. But I'm willing to let you try to put some more effort into it.
To be fair, I think there have been instances of Scooby donning viking gear and belting out a few howls off of a stage, so it's not that unthinkable. I'd like to see that Spiderman show, but the Broadway closest to me is more known for marijuana shops than musicals, so I'm probably just going to have to give it a miss.
Apparently, S&M is done largely because it blurs the lines between pain and pleasure, uniting them as one sensation. That's what this is going for, except it won't be depraved.