Hello there! Welcome to my profile. Because of my inability to keep my sprite threads alive, I have decided to make my profile into a pseudo sprite thread.
This means I can be as inactive as I want, and not get in trouble for bumping, and it means that it can never die.
However this also means you'll have to go to the back page every time, as there is no way to have profiles go in chronological order.
Please note that I do not want mindless praise. I do not want to see I have 10 notifications that all turn out to be worthless, and it distracts me from useful posts. Remember this is also my profile. If you have trouble realising what I am reffering to, click this link. If you do not heed this warning, as I do not know the full extent of profile rules, I will simply moan at you, possible repeatedly. People on my friend roster can just about get away with this, but this doesn't mean you can spam me with friend requests. I will only accept if I have good reason. I really would prefer constructive c&c, and will do my very level best to make changes.
So then, let's go!
Wait? There's a letter limit? Dang, gonna have to overflow to the next message...