You are by far the least magical man in the history of sand.
Not once has a series of posts spurred me towards the brink of regurgitation as much as yours. Please cease and desist, not then, not now, but permanently - lest you defile the glorious name of all that is pixellated, bearded and Birchy.
Of course, one may argue that this is a month too late. I would henceforth say that no man of your caliber could ever possibly understand a word I say, let alone what I intend to say.
TL;DR: Stop posting for a good few years and read wikis on net history and proper etiquette, then come back. Or go to Youtube. I don't have a problem with you, just the words you say.