I'm not getting flamed, but : P.
Okay, now for your set. I'd recommend changing the focus from being slow to abusing STAB, Rest-Talk, and coverage, with this set.
Blastiose @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Nature: Impish (+Def, -SpA)
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Waterfall / Aqua Tail
- Return
Return + Waterfall provides perfect coverage against everything but Shedinja, and takes advantage of STAB. Rest + Sleep Talk gives you reliable recovery and you never run out of PP. The EVs are for the most physically Defensive spread possible, with 252 HP and Impish - 252 Def EVs.