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May-I have brought the sacrifice to the Rivals Alliance! Now fulfill your promise and burn me alive at the stake
Trip-We didnt think you were serious... Just how messed up are you?
May-My dad killed my real mother in a fire in Johto and thats why we had to move to Hoenn, its okay because I was gonna the same to her anyway
Virgil-As long as we have a sacrifice we should be able to revive the great Hero of Unova
Bianca-And when we do that! We can trolololol over the next league like the bastards we are!
Kotesu-I dont even know where I am right now but it smells like urine in here so I like it!
Bianca-What I he said!
Trip-Alright, who all agrees that it smells like straight up piss in here?
All-I!
Trip-Alright, someone get a Roserade and freshen it up in here
Virgil- Now that we have James, a member of the OS cast as well as Gary and Ken Sugimori we can go on with the plan!
Morrison-So should I continue the plan on murdering the BW cast members
Trip-Yes, and bring back an ear so we can make sure the job was done
May-And so I can burn them
James-Someone help me...