You probably won't ever read this, but know that as an individual of similar tastes, I envy your sheer inconsequential lack of shame.
Never have I bore witness to such a man both indulged within and proud of his own blatant stereotype. You are my idol, and in much the same format the entity I try to avoid becoming.
Cheers to you, the things you do, and the world you live in. Clearly I will never reach it, for I am far too modest in my demeanor. To you, I send applause - the applause of nations forever unmourned and henceforth imperishable. And the applause of I, for I am many.
Never have I bore witness to such a man both indulged within and proud of his own blatant stereotype. You are my idol, and in much the same format the entity I try to avoid becoming.
Cheers to you, the things you do, and the world you live in. Clearly I will never reach it, for I am far too modest in my demeanor. To you, I send applause - the applause of nations forever unmourned and henceforth imperishable. And the applause of I, for I am many.
