GoldenHouou

Yu-Gi-OH GX, the second series and first sequel. Yubel is anime-only, the manga went a completely different way. And the spikyness of the main character's hair is Season 4 only, which is the same season that never aired outside of Japan. Boo.

>GH can cook
>GH
>Cook
>Not screwing it up and not eating the results.
>Also not poisoning it. With pins and staples.

I kinda wanna/should do something for my gf, since its our 3 years anniversary on April Fools, but... I'ver never cooked a cake in my life XO
I'm totes gonna learn though.
Totes.

Actually, you just game me an idea! Picnic on the beach, with cake and pasteries and lots and lots if callories. And sex and sand. Worthy of the notebook. OH, and I should probably take the notebook in case the cake sucks. "What's that? That cake tastes like absolute crap? HERE, LOOK AT RYAN GOSLINGS CHEST IN THE RAIN"

Always carry a plan B, man. Follow my lead.

Yes we should! 8D It would be awesome. What would it be about?

Hey, it's a fetish. Don't blame me if my fetishes involve something not all out freaky. Dickgirl pony? What the hell is that?
Actually, don't tell me. Please.

That "thing" eventually possesses the mind of the main character and gives him super powers, a new spikier hair and clothes do over and an attitude. She was awesome.
Also drove point the home that the main char was bissexual. You know, a hermaphrodite demon possessing a bi is kinda... fitting. Ish.

Yeah...wanna hop onboard? XD

Last week, I think. XD He's busy though, so...I can understand. XD

I still remember you.

It's fine, I'll figure out some excuse for the late characters.

It does make it easy to bend over backwards...

Not the kitties! You scoundrel! Let the kitties go!

Oh, cmon, you know you want to search it. "Twunk"
It's like the sound things make when they fall. Hard things, that is. Twunk, twunk, twunk...
Search it >)
(It's really nothing special. Just a muscl-ish, non-girly twink.)

MORE AMBIGUITY?
FINE.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111015212360/yugiohenespanol/es/images/b/bc/Foto_yubel_-_terror_encarnado.jpg

That is actually the second form of this, an hermaprhodiac beast IN A TRADING CARD GAME FOR CHILDREN.
And that isn't even it's final form.

Should I be scared?

How can nightmares about trains get stuck in traffic? They're ****ing trains for god's sake. You better hope there isn't any traffic unless hundreds of people die in a horrific accident.
... That's exactly what happened isn't it?

AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
http://sweetsantuary.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/grimm-hex.jpg
Only add more tentacles.

ALSO, I JUST LEARNED A NEW GAY WORD:
Twunk.

And apparently its, like, my biggest fetish.

Obligatory Pony meme.


Great!

I wont stop humping my keyboard until you whip out whatever genitals you're carrying, dammit.
It's REALLY hard to be this pushy when I don't even know if you're a Gardevoir or a Gallade.

And actually, I slept uber awesomelly today. So F you

Sorry.

I'll probably still change my avatar regularly though...

But you are a scoundrel! The whip proves it!

Wow, didn't actually have nightmares about a train raping a demonic octopus. Of course I only slept four hours and I was out cold during those, so maybe tonight I wont be so lucky.

There are no beats. That was a typo for bears, but I think you caught on to that. Im curious as to which you didn't know though... Let me guess, Otter and cub?
Am I gonna be murdered now?

Tentacles Suction Cups

I will prove you so that you can prove to me you are proven to be capable of taking my proof.
I... Kinda got lost there. tl;rd: I just raped the **** out of my P key.

HOLY CRAP I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT TRAIN PORN THING
One more week without normal dreams, here we go!

How can you NOT get the "verz master race" bit?
You wanna top. I dissed you for being a noob, for real players are versatiles, ie, vers/verz. You... Are familiar with gay terminology aren't you?
Cause I don't want to explain to you what a twink, a beat, a cub, an otter, and a chub are. That takes way too long and the pics I'd sent you would get me banned. And believe me, I have a lot of pics I could show you >) Except of bears and cubs, those arent really my thing.

So. Yeah. Tentacles.

*****, please, when you're with me, you could spend one entire night in one position and you'd love it >)

***** pliz, verz master race reporting in <3
Just to careful with your tentacles. And where you put them. I get to veto any tentacles going into any holes that weren't there before (you created Sofiya, I know how your mind works. I won't let you make me more holes just so you can tentacle-rape me more)

I agree with all hetero sex being done in missionary. Totes my fav. Them boobies rustling on my tummy, just hmmffff

(to think we got here from discussing Kyurem and a pokemon RPG)

I will never spell any of your characters names right, GoldenHoe-Hoe. You should know that by now :)

AND DITTO IS AWESOME OH MY GOD I HATE YOU IM GONNA DISS YOU ALL OVER TWITTER YOU ****** #TOOCOOLFORYOU #HATEYOUHATERS #DITTOROCKS
Seriously that thing gives no ****s. It can choose to be anything it wants to be and instead chooses to be a pink blob. It's awesome.

And buttsex doesnt = gay. Guys do that with girls sometimes too, ya know. I'm still not 100% sure on what gender you are, exactly, so I can't really finish this with a "I can oblige to show you how >)"
Especially when I'm pretty much convinced you're some kind of genderless eldritch abomination of hate and madness that simply exists to **** **** up and rape mindz. And the ocasional hole as well. With tentacles. And hooks. And pain.

EDIT: Also, my friend Yani just sent me this: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226445_347703222001144_382386440_n.jpg
It's relevant to this conversation

Thanks!

You know damn well Michel would love it if Andre were Andrea and did that.

THAT made you feel 14? I don't ever want to meet any 14 year olds like you. Thank God I didn't grow up in... wherever the hell you live. I'm guessing Hell, if you grew up with that much cruelty inside your soul.

I'm still sore and scared ;_;

Vernach, detected? ***** please, he's a Dimir masterspy. He can surprise buttsex you at any given time and you'd be left wondering what the hell just happened.

Speaking of Thaysha, I'm reimagining the fight with the Orochi, and with the summoning of Dragons back and forth, explosions and a big *** wurm, Thaysha must have felt really, really small.