::curtains open as a young Gazmof is shown, sitting in front of his home in England::
Gazmof::sighs:: Ho hum, I'm bored
::enters Uza-chan::
Uza-chan: Why, hello there Gavin/Gazmof/Spinner! It is nice to see another sane member around here. There aren't many of us left.
Gazmof::looks up:: Sane member?
Uza-chan: Why yes, what did you think? You would be like the rest of them and not be sane.
Gazmof::fake shock:: Wait, are you implying that the rest of the sppf members aren't sane? That they're insane
Uza-chan: Oh no, Gavin/Gazmof/Spinner, just because they're not sane doesn't necessarily mean they're insane.
Gazmof: Well, if they're not insane and they're not sane, what could they possibly be?
Uza-chan: Unsane!
Gazmof:
auses:: Wait, did you just say unsane?
Uza-chan: Yes, I did.
Gazmof: That isn't a word.
Uza-chan: Maybe not in their language Gavin/Gazmof/Spinner, but it is in the language of the sane.
Gazmof: The language of the sane? And what is that?
Uza-chan: The language the Sane speak.
Gazmof::Gets ready to leave back in to his house::...
Uza-chan: Wait! Don't you want to at least learn of your kind before going away!
Gazmof:
auses:: I'm listening.
Uza-chan: Like I was saying before; Unsane is not in the language of the unsane, in fact they have no word for 'unsane'.
Gazmof: That's because unsane isn't a word.
Uza-chan: Oh, but it is! In the language of the sane of course.
Gazmof: Well, if 'unsane' is a word, than what does it mean?
Uza-chan::snaps her fingers and a large book appears and she begins to flip through the pages:: Unsane... unsane... unsane... oh! Here it is! Unsane: those who are neither sane nor insane.
Gazmof:....
Uza-chan: See? That is the meaning of the unsane. They are neither sane nor insane, but simply UNSANE!
Gazmof::stands up:: I gotta go.
Uza-chan: No wait! Let me at least tell you the history of the sane!
Gazmof: Stop telling me nonsense! I don't want to hear it! Just tell it to someone else, I'm leaving.
Uza-chan: But I can't tell it to anyone else!
Gazmof: Why?
Uza-chan: Because they're not sane.
Gazmof: With all this sane talk, you make it seem like we're the only sane ones!
Uza-chan: We're not the only sane ones.
Gazmof: Oh yeah? Then name others!
Uza-chan: Well, there's Hunter_RuLe and buster_wolf, just to name a few, but there are many others.
Gazmof: Hunter and Buster are sane too.
Uza-chan: Yes, and many others! Gazmof/Gavin/Spinner, you too, are sane. And if you simply click your heels together three times and say "There's no place like home" You can join us!
Gazmof: hey, isn't that from The Wizard of Oz?
Uza-chan: No, the Wizard of Oz stole it from us.
Gazmof:: shrugs shoulders and begins to do as Uza-chan instructed:: There's no place like home.
::suddenly smoke appears and Gazmof and Uza-chan appear in the quiet streets of Colorado, USA::
Gazmof: What the-? What am I doing here?
Uza-chan: There! Now we're in the same timezone! No more Gazmof getting off at 7 PM MN time.
Gazmof: Wha-? What happened to all that talk of sane and unsane and stuff?
Uza-chan::suddenly becomes serious:: Oh, that's very true Gazmof/Gavin/Spinner, but no one but the sane people are supposed to know. Never leak it out to the insane, or worse, the unsane.
Gazmof: Well, who's unsane?
Uza-chan: I'll tell you that in due time, all in due time.
Gazmof: Huh?
Uza-chan::laughs maniacally as smoke once again appears:: All in due time...
Gazmof::blinks as smoke disappears taking Uza-chan with it:: Weird...
::Light dims and curtain closes signaling the end of a scene::
End of Scene One
Sorry for the terrible OOC-ness on your behalf =P And Gazmof stalkers, I wasn't serious about the unsane talk! It was just a joke! We're all sane here on the forums, right?
I really need to get back to writing. =P