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Me: Ugghhhhh... his body's like twitching.
Skye: Ewwww.
Me: I sorta just wanna have sex with Dead Hand's dead body. (Decided to give you an image of Dead Hand (you'll sh*t yourself btw):
http://harangon.deviantart.com/art/Dead-Hand-320337648)
Skye: You should do that as that would be necrophilia, except what the heck is that thing? Honestly, I think it's dead flesh from dead people, mashed into a monster.
Me: I feel sorry for the people drinking that sh*t.
Skye: It's no wonder Kakariko Village is full of crazies. That fat guy...
Me: You mean Anju?
Skye: Well Anju's not crazy... yet.
Me: She's raising chickens but she's allergic.
Skye: Well that makes sense, but think about it. The guy in the windmill, the crazy old hag, they're all crazy.
Me: That boy.
Skye: What?
Me: The kid in the graveyard cuz he wants to be like Dampè. Who wants to be like Dampè?!
Skye: Don't pretend to be Dampè, that's the moral of the story.
Me: Dampè's pretty cray-cray.
Skye: He also died so...
Me: MAYBE THAT'S WHERE THE LITTLE BOY WENT! Dampè died and the little boy killed himself so he could be like Dampè!
Skye: Well he did want to be like Dampè.
Me: Maybe the Dead Hand is that little boy from the graveyard.
Skye: I wonder if you're a little boy.
Me: Or maybe Dead Hand raped the little boy cuz he's sort of like Micheal Jackson.
Skye: Okay well this has gotten very dark now.
Me: It's the Bottom of the Well, we're supposed to be dark.
Skye: Well there's also the Shadow Temple.
Me: I'm not afraid of the Shadow Temple.
Skye: I'm not afraid of any of this, it's a video game!