Stereotypical Nerd

Yeah, we were both young and immature, but I do feel that there was growth through it.

Hope to talk to you again soon!

Dear person receiving this letter:

Whatever you did to contribute to my experience these past five years, whether it was the Pokemon we traded, the amazing artwork you did for me, the jokes we came up with, the silly debates, or anything else, I want to say thank you for giving me the chance to be what I am today! To celebrate my five years of existence on SPPf, today I decided to do a throwback thing to my early days back in 2011. My avatar, signature, and everything else is a complete replica of what I was five years ago: An eater of Durant! You and about everyone gave me a truly unique experience I'll never forget and I'll return the favor by continuing on what I do best: To be a member of SPPf! Thank you for everything and may we all hope that poutine gets its popularity skyrocketed in the United States!

Sincerely, Duranteater/your boss/YourPermanentRecord631/Dragalge

Hey... It's been almost three years since we've talked, hasn't it? I don't even know if you'll get this message. However, I have a feeling you might. Things have changed a lot since we've last talked, and I do miss you man. I read through our conversation, man, things were so good back then. Even if it may have not seemed like it, I think you helped me a lot. It's funny how we thought that it would last forever. Things definitely change, don't they? Oh well, I wish you well, and I hope I can hear from you once again.

I don't know.

Come back, dude.

******** .

Ignore your mom and come back.

Come back, we all miss you.

Except she's singing about leaving a guy she was dating which is not quite fitting but whatever

Quite fitting actually.

~~~Que lastima pero adios~~~

That means what a shame but goodbye

Lol. Uh..

Lol this spanish song that my spanish teacher is making us learn is stuck in my head so bad.

I had to tell someone. :&

Long ago, the universe was made by Lord Slingshot a.k.a the Big Bang. Life came into the Earth as monkeys originally. The monkeys eventually evolved into the human race as we know it. Over time, humans made more humans through a simple process that is a dangerous task to do. Most died from opposing armies and villages were swept by Volcano Vesuvias. Today we now hold seven continents + Canada. Humans have gained a significant amount of stupidity from doing meth instead of math to hanging in strip clubs 24/7. The world's resources are dwindling and we will soon face chaos. As you can see here the planets are aligning themselves on September 13th, 2014 and the apocalypse will soon begin by wiping all those who live in Canada that was born on that date first. Then they will be taken to heaven and shall have fun. Yay! But those who were on Santa's naughty list shall go to hell and suffer. However when suffering, they will receive a lifetime trip to the Bermuda Triangle. Heaven is said to be a land of nachos. Then Mars shall create new life where there are two new genders called Gemale and Tescale. These are the opposites of men and women and are said to hold a secret. That secret is to be revealed when men and women hold each others hands and say "Release the Slingle Bells".

Hopefully you can find a way to sneak on to a computer. 8(

I think I like Vanilla

Ballin. Ballin. Ballin. Ballin.

Where have you been!?

Homie come back. </3

Dude it's the system!

You seriously have one of the best usernames ever, I don't think I ever told you that. *Cries in closet*