You know how people have these little habits
That get you down
Like Bernie, Bernie, He likes to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop!
So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a lil' bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'
No, not chewin', poppin'!
So, I said to him, I said
"You pop that gum one more time..." and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots into his head