*Stop the bats, stop the bats. Make them go and not come back.
Stop the bats, stop the bats. Make them go and not come back.
Stop the bats, stop the bats. Make them go and not come back...*
(sweatdropping nervously, then clearing throat) Right. I suppose that'll be a strange tune to pick up on that special website of yours, to go by my laptop's current website lineup, so to speak. As it happens, I'm in the process of reviewing my Pokémon Pearl team as part of my broader perception of Sinnoh, and you might be surprised to learn of Pearlshipping's centrality, in a manner of speaking, in the background to that overarching scenario. Suffice to say that I envisioned an official admission of love right after what I like to call the Spear Pillar showdown, featuring Sinnoh's main legendaries, pushing Ash and Dawn forward to win the Sinnoh League and the Sinnoh Grand Festival, respectively, bringing that aforementioned harmony between these two trainers to its logical conclusion. I can assure you with certainty that that formula has been common in virtually every fictional romantic pairing that I've supported until now, all the way to Shining Armor and Cadance, most recently.