(sweatdropping, then clearing throat) Ah. You might not have heard of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic at all. My story could very well make your jaw drop, so I'll ask you to bear with me. It began in October 2011, on the Codename: Kids Next Door Fan Forum, another forum I frequent, right alongside a new book whose premise torpedoed any faith I once had that the major societies of the world would survive the process of modernization. I deliberately paced myself in studying that aforementioned cartoon, and by the time I gathered what I thought was enough information to make my final conclusion, I was absolutely shocked to realize just how neatly Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash fit my overarching argument about cuteness, innocence, and freedom going all the way back to Hamtaro's premiere on Toonami. It's a kid-friendly slice-of-life comedy that has gone far beyond anyone else's imagination, as well, and as a possible measure, the main fan-oriented website I've come to frequent, Equestria Daily, has gained over 400 million pageviews leading up to tomorrow's premiere. Feel free to ask the other Pearlshippers to confirm my story, especially Yuppirox, Adelaide1994, JetshipperKekkaishi, Joltik-Kid, and Janovy.