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I heard that my uncle's daughter's grandmother's son's sister-in-law's postman's lawyer's favourite football team's quarterback's dog's headlice's vet who removed them from the dog's fur's left shoe's manufacturer's husband had to kill his neighbour's garden's homeless residency's oldest member's favourite character in Pulp Fiction's dinner to get one of those. So I wish you good luck.

Whoa what's going on here guys I just want this tea set cleaned up

I'm the real English around here! I demand to know things

oh silly, that's not my ear, that's my... wait. That's my ear. Stop

Very rude of you. someone weeped on my life in high school and it made me so pissed

I know, but you're sacrificing the automatic shaving cream dispenser for a perfect smiling paper-time auction committee. Those are hard to get elsewhere

wait young man, it's fine I'll clean it up. Stop being mean to the new young man!

middle English is... Skittle English?

OW MY EAR

Go stick a hot iron up your asshole you passive aggressive stalker

yes pleases.

what kind of business? the shady kind?

I don't even have Platinum status

no you were born all slimy and stuff

I'LL RETURN YOUR CALLS WHEN YOU DONT TAKE 5 DAYS TO RESPONd

I think it was for the bottom one, though

oh that's right. are you ready?

Don't do it. Get the 12.1 Doggy version

*drops tea tray*

You're too English for me. Old English is NOT Gold English

Ring the bell obviously

I'm glad we came to this friendly conclusion

Yay i win!

Whichever one you want it too

no no, use dad to mom mom.

I don't get it help

That isn't legal in some states. Check your rights or pay the price

Yes that one. Meet me there at midnight. Or at 7pm but don't come too late otherwise I'll miss the late night shows

Of course

Like a vaginal sponge?

see now I don't remember what we were doing

I believe your former statement holds more truth. A friend is, by definition, a comrade in the great journey of life. One that will help another through a challenging period, or support them through every choice they make. A true, true friend helps a friend in need; a friend will be there to help them see. A true, true friend helps a friend in need to see the light that shines from a true, true friend. There is no bond short of true love stronger than a friendship.

Keeping this definition in mind, read your previous posts. Would you try? Just give it a chance. You might find that you'll start to understand.