I didn't list the IV's because I just don't pay attention to them, and certainly don't try to breed for them. Maybe if I don't care about IVs, then I shouldn't be contributing to the community pot, so it seems... But I did try to calculate my Swirlixes' IV's using a calculator. One of them was difficult to calculate because it already has a few unknown EVs; as far as I can tell, no 31IVs (highest is 24 in Special Attack), but nothing below 10 either. The other is completely untrained and has a 31IV in Speed (and above 25 in HP/Defense too), but really low Special Attack/Special Defense IVs. (Both are wild-caught, so I didn't expect them to have that great IV spreads.)
I'd definitely be interested in your Spritzee (if you can have it hold a Sachet that would be awesome, and I'd give my Swirlix a Whipped Dream, but if that's not possible, I understand), if you're still interested.
And I know what IV's are, but don't really know much about breeding for them besides the Destiny Knot trick. And I have no idea how to find out what IVs a baby has, as all calculators I can find don't work very well at really low levels, and it seems I can only get a hint about the overall spread by talking to that guy in Kiloude City.