Sick huh? I don't get sick, but the food I eat is so weird, along with about 10 grams of vitamin c a day. You could try it, unless you've got a more chronic condition. An oviraptor running a kingdom? That sounds like some good comedy there.
Writing takes a long time. It really sucked when I realized that I wasted a lot of time on the chapters after Chapter 2 (poor use of set-up). Nevertheless, the best way for me to get writing is to get to the library and start writing.
As for commissions, I'm actually interested in getting three pokémon smoking marijuana with strict context in the story. fyi, I could not think of a better scene to set up for what happens next, and that's going to be on another site, not FF.net. Yeah, that image would need to be posted online, and I don't think you'd be comfortable drawing that one. However, there will be other options once I write enough... I have scenes of loss, emotion, hazing, strangeness, really stupid protesters, stupid violence, and so many other things with a limited amount of money to spare on the estimated 160 chapters. Wow.
You'll likely have something commissioned from the more decent set of scenes when the time comes. (Seriously, it would need to be posted online, too.)