And I have one silly answer:
Now that you mention it, the soup has tasted a bit weird as I poured it over myself last nigh-
(DLR instantly collapses. Chibi looks on thinking it was a joke and slightly smirking. DLR remains on floor. Soon enough, Chibi gets worried. DLR suddenly stands up and says "Um... that was a longer dead joke than expected." Out of nowhere, Hydrohs appears holding a Katana, BlitzBlast with a rocket launcher, BCVM22 with bits and bobs from a broken computer, and m19 with a wii remote. DLR stands surrounded, and as he turns for help, Chibi appears with a pair of hammers. Shaq-attack behind him unleashes a murderous apple juice box and a mad Birdo. Raglflagl just stands spitting out random nonsense. As the onslaught increases in number, DLR simply stands and speaks out loud: "I hate myself right now..." And as he spoke that, the massacre began.)