You: did you know i'm 5% hermaphrodite and 95% elephant tusk?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: well
Stranger: i love hermaphrodites
You: is lady gaga your inspiration?
Stranger: and i love much more elepahnt tusk
Stranger: yes
Stranger: she has a penis
You: good, good. let it all out, let it all out
You: what's your fondest childhood memory?
You: mine's the day when i first ***** slapped my grandma
Stranger: oohhh
Stranger: did you slap your grandma
Stranger: ?
You: ... i "***** slap"ped her
You: so yes
You: but then i had sex with her girlfriend
Stranger: oohhh great
You: ps. my grandma's a man
Stranger: mine's when i ****ed a dog in the streets
You: you're trolling again, leave the trolling to me, please.
You have disconnected.