Here's your choices for breakfast! We've got:
Eggs and Bacon
Eggs and Sausage
Egg and Spam
Egg, Bacon and Spam
Green Eggs, Sausage and Spam
Brown Eggs, Spam and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Egg and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam
or Lobster Thermador aux Crevettes in a White Wine Sauce