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I explain all of the plot holes from every Harry Potter movie to the bedrock.

I localise the Bedrock. Sorry, to put it into Layman's terms, I AMERICANISE the Bedrock.

I kill the Bedrock with looping Christmas Music. The remixed rubbish ones, of course. Merry Christmas, ye Bedrock Hating people!

Huzzah! It's back! I was VERY happy to hear that this hadn't died for some reason (not that I thought that, of course, I had faith) As always, the plentiful, colourful and diverse characters make this story amazing. Yet again, we have a chapter focusing on Character development, rather than...

Welcome back! Glad to see you around again!

I make the bedrock do an Internet.

SCIENCE! SCIENCE! I LOVE SCIENCE! I permanently ban the Bedrock from watching The Big Bang Theory, unless it trades in it's Mega Stone.

I must say one thing. Skill Swap. I think I'll choose Slowbro to use it, so the bedrock is now Oblivious.

I change the name of the Bedrockinite to Gengarite, resulting in the Mega Stone being banned and forcibly removed from the Bedrock.

That's all I have to say about that.

Don't worry, said Espurr. It'll be fine, said Espurr. You can afford to go out for an hour, said Espurr. Yet again. Although unlike past occurances, where the bedrock died when I was asleep, this happened WHEN I WAS AWAKE! Oh god! I think I'm running out of originality in my attacks... oh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc The bedrock screams in terror at the sight of his three attackers, Espurr, the Goomy Gang, and the Deadly Honeybadger

The bedrock gets its lips and its tongue cut out from its head with a... LINOLEUM KNIFE

The bedrock nudges, kicks and jiggles the seat in front of him. Espurr is sitting there. Espurr is everywhere at once. And Espurr will cut the bedrock up. Bonus points to those who understand the reference...

Desert spirit... you monster. You've made Espurr sad now. I get the bedrock to give Espurr a hug...

Oh goodness. We may as well just start a new bedrock at this rate. First Espurr, then Honeybadgers, and now Goomy!? We're all screwed. A NEW ESPURR APPROACHES Bruce Espurr. 'That's my secret, Bedrock. I'm always Angry' EDIT:(btw, if anyone is getting tired of my Espurr posts, please tell me...

Oh god! So true! Seriously, even the Great Espurr isn't as evil as one of those! Well, to test that theory, Espurr challenges a Honeybadger to a battle. I place the bedrock in-between the two and watch it get caught in the crossfire.

I get Espurr to use 'Confide' on the bedrock. For those unfamiliar with the move... To quote from Serebii 'The user tells the target a secret, and the target loses its ability to concentrate.' Although maybe you should replace it with 'the target loses its soul'

I think I am going to carry on with Espurr-Bane. He seems pretty awesome. The bedrock is given an Evil Stare by Espurr. The bedrock cowers in fear of losing its soul.

I bring forth Espurr-Bane. The image should say everything. 'We will destroy Kalos, then when it is done and Kalos is in ashes, then you have my permission to die'