Just so you know, it was a joke my neighbor and I shared a week before she died.
I was reading a book in my front yard. She came over and read over my shoulder. It mentioned ADD. She asked me what it was, and I told her it was something when you had a hard time paying attention. She thought for...
ARGH I hate my lunchladies. Or love them. Not sure. Story that is the true:
Our Russian lunchladies were lighting a match. Gosh knows why. So, after they blow it out, they throw a live match into a wastebasket full of paper wrappers.
The expected result occurs.
So now we have a garbage can...
Exactly one week and one day ago I was diagnosed with ADD, or Attention Deficit Disorder. Honestly, it came as a surprise to none of my friends or family.
Life? Of course.
Intelligent Life? Ummm... *unsure how to answer* Quite possibly. They might just not have advanced-enough technology to contact us. And anyway we wouldn't be able to understand them, most likely.
I put my female lvl. 1 Japanese Eevee onto my Pokewalker.
/loses Pokewalker
RAGE RAGE *learns about forced return* Oh. *Forces Return*
Several days later...
Stepmom: Look what I found!
Me: O.O My Pokewalker! *notices Eevee is still on it* Hehe... wonder what'll happen if I still try to...
Severus Snape... risked his life because he-who-must-not-be-named killed the Love of his Life... personally he's my favorite.
I'm certain I'm going to get trolled for that. You either love Severus or hate him.
Patrick is my favorite. I don't like the newer episodes, and I can't recall any names, but "Squidward's Suicide" sorta sucked all the joy out of it for me...
Hello is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick.
Hello it this the Krusty Krab?
*No, this is Partick!*
Hello, is this the Krusty...
The first Pokemon movie...
The Lion King. My brother was five and was confused out of his mind. "Wait, why won't Mufasa wake up? He's just sleeping! I thought he loved his son!" Me... MOM!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. The battle @ the Ministry. Sirius was my favorite character...
Beiber. And any rappers. I mean, does that even count as music? Its just people talking about bananas busting them out of prison. (Or at least that's what it sounded like...)
Football? You mean Herdball? [/glenn beck reference]
I used to play recreational football/soccer (I live in America) up until the 3rd grade. My team won the championship, but I really didn't enjoy myself and I was worthless as a player (even my coach admitted it to me, he's my neighbor). So I...
Found a bone in my cold cuts chicken. Can't eat those sandwiches now *shudders*
and my friend was eating mozerella (lol, I can't spell) sticks and she pulls out an identical bone to the one I found in my sandwich a while ago :/
And my brother chased me with a piece of cow tounge. Didn't eat...
I have three- Margarita's a mutt german shepard/roteweiler mix, Enzo's a Samoyed or something like that, and Frankie is a mini dachund. We're part German so he fits right in. But needless to say its a rather loud house.
Possibly. I probably would be tempted-- having family+friend trouble now-- but would eventually smash it with a hammer. Things always get worse before they get better.