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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart

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Squiddly Dee

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21. Every time you see someone in the store, pin them down and elbow them hard in the stomach. Also, say "Bonjour" while doing it. That makes it more elegant.
 
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Squiddly Dee

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23. (A follow-up to the one above)
If they refuse, begin hitting them on the head with a Pikachu plush.
 
Kdude146

Kdude146

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24. come in with 3 of your friends then two of you sit down in the carts and the other two push them and you are now having a out of controle cart race
 
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Squiddly Dee

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27. Bring a friend to Wal-Mart. Get him/her to dress up as an alien and walk into the store with them. Then, shout "ALIEN ATTACK!" and run around the store screaming.
 
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-Nator-

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28: Ambush the door greeter, steal his shirt and lock him in a broom closet and pretend to be the greeter yourself.
 
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Qmaz246

Disney Trainer
29. Go up to a cashier as they are dialing on their phone, and say, is that the international porn star you're calling?
Cashier: No!
Then have a friend call Your phone, and say:" Yes you are, It is Me!" in a brazilian accent, while dancing weirdly.
 
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giratina hates shaymin

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30. Wave your 'Ekans' around in public
(first to make **** joke)
 
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-Nator-

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31: Go to all of the restrooms (boy and girl), run every sink, and clog every stall toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper.
 
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MeltingCORE

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34. Make yourself get sick all over the clothes rack. (and when you can't get sick anymore, pour gasoline on everything else until your kicked out.)
 
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Inchtall

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36. Wear a greeter's uniform, and greet people with this saying: "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Grab your sh!t and get the h*ll out!"
 
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rangernumber-x

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38. Go into a changing room, wait a minuit and then yell, "THERE'S NO TOILET ROLL IN HERE!"
39. Walk into the toilets in full diving gear (possibly put on durin the changing room incident) and yell things along the lines of, "I'm going in!"
 
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