Last year, my teacher gave me an assignment to write a tall tale. Tall tales are primarily old American stories, like Paul Bunyan or Johnny Appleseed. I did not want to write something that silly. So I took matters into my own hands, combining my love of science fiction with my relatively nonexistent sense of humor. Since my only copy of this story is in print, I’m typing it up by myself. It should be up in a few minutes. Altogether, it’s 8 pages long double-spaced. Enjoy!