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1000 Things You Do in Walmart When Your Bored.

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Ironthunder

The Uncultured One
524: Crossdress in public.
 
525. Streak naked through the cereal isle.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Emblian Royalty
526: Obtain a plush toy version of your favourite weapon from Fire Emblem or Golden Sun, then whack random people with it.
 

DemonCode

Banned
527 Create your own shop in the toy aisle.
 

deoxysdude94

Meme Historian
take out lots of butter and spread it all around an aisle, making sure the aisle is blocked off. Proceed to slide all over the slippery floor thanks to the butter.

You're welcome.
 

DemonCode

Banned
530
stares....
 

deoxysdude94

Meme Historian
531

Open up all the boxes of cereal, but leave the bags inside unopened. I worked in retail, and when this happens, the food has to be thrown out :p
 

DemonCode

Banned
532
Look up skirts......of dolls.....(that doesn't make it less creepy does it >_<)
 

Tsukuyomi56

Emblian Royalty
533: Hold a 24 hour movie marathon using the movie DVDs from the store.
 
534. Sleep in the canned food isle.
 

Ash Ketchum Fan

New Member
536. run around the whole store with a taser in a pikachu costume with a friend

Me: PIKAAA
Man: WTF???
Me: CHUUUUUUUUUU (*Shocks man with a taser)
Friend: Pikachu gained 50 exp!
 
538. Interact with the Umbreon named Taco that's in my sig.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Emblian Royalty
539: Proudly annonuce your "main" character(s) from the latest Super Smash Bros game to everyone you meet.
 
540. Eat an enchilada.
 

HM02gon

Waiting...
541: Go to the book section and pick up some really little-kidish book and start crying like the book is so intense you can't even handle it.
 

~CallOfTheIndie~

Now on vinyl
542: Host a twerking contest in the beverage section.
 
543. Be the judge of a twerking contest in the beverage section.
 
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